I'm back!

No doubt, all four of you have missed me. I'm deeply touched, really.

While I would say that I'm happy to be back, truth be told, it was a rugged month - studying for the LSATs, only to tank the logic games section regardless. I don't know what's been wounded more, my sense of accomplishment or my sense of pride.

Incidentally, I did wind up with an actual wound - fractured another rib. No car, actually, this time it was purely a mechanical freeze up. Somehow, the crank decided to hiccup, just when I was powering my left leg down. So instead of the leg and pedal going down, my body went airborne, at which time I thought it'd be great to land on my handlebars chest-first. Actually, rib-first. This time, however, the rib that took the brunt of the damage is one of those mostly-cartilage floating ribs, so it doesn't hurt too bad. Except for when I'm taking the LSAT, and it's the only thing that can distract me from the white walls, flickering white fluorescent lighting, or the...

...okay, I have to admit, I had another problem. For whatever reason, there was like 100 beautiful women taking the goddamn LSATs yesterday in Manhattan. It was un-fucking-believable how many beautiful women were surrounding me. I was flabbergasted - where do they disappear to? I haven't met that many attractive attorneys.

Clearly, there's some void that none of us know about, a void that sucks in all of the attractive attorneys, and leaves us with fat, older, bald-headed white guys that hate humans. In other words, leaves us with who I'll be in another five years.

Just kidding. I don't think I'll go bald.

So I'm back! I'm leaving for California (once again) in about a week and a half from now, which means at least one more posting before I'm on vacation!