Google Ain't Got Game...

So I got an e-mail this morning from AdSense, Google's advertising arm. Hey, they need to make a buck too, right?

Anyways, my AdSense account has been disabled. Evidently, I curse too much, or talk about drugs too much, or talk about getting totally fucked off in downtown Manhattan too much.

At this point, I'm pretty sure it's just another scheme by either UPS or FedEx to get me... they figure if I get paid, I can either 1) pay my hospital bills, or 2) continue to buy more protective equipment.

That, or the automobile manufacturers are behind it all, because I'm proving on the daily that you don't need a fucking car in New York City, a bike and the metro solves all problems...

Unfortunately, Google's advertising arm seems to be more like the Rovian Whitehouse than anything else. They won't state the actual reason why my account was disabled. I'm still thinking it's because the pro-capitalist fascists found out about my attempts to make money off of them, while undermining their basic philosophy... but I've been known for the occasional foray into the realm of bathos.

Fuck this post, I'm outta here!